Total Medals Earned: 120 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Die.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/285 points)
Enter the Playground
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear levels 1-6
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Kill them.
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Get the first power up in the game
Finish the challenge room
Finish the demo by exiting through the portal
Explore all 26 rooms in the demo
Collect all 18 coins in the demo
Finish the demo without dying
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Medals Earned: 3/15 (65/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)